Wednesday, 17 August 2011

Agony and Ecstasy: A Year with English National Ballet


Hot on the pointe heels of Darren Aronofsky’s ‘Black Swan’, BBC Four have produced a new three part series following the prestigious English National Ballet company over a one year period. Essentially, the programme is an upper-middle-class adaption of ‘Pineapple Dance Studios’ that aims look beyond the tutus and examine the darker side of the ballet world.

The first episode – albeit no skin sprouting feathers in sight – was so dramatic at points that it actually made ‘Black Swan’ seem rather coy in comparison. Going through the motions, we watch the dancers at English National Ballet as they perfect every arabesque and plié for their impending performance of ‘Swan Lake’ at the Royal Albert Hall. In a refreshing twist, the documentary makers have tried not to get too caught up in theatrics of it all, and instead have made a marked effort to keep the show’s focus on the issues faced by the company’s dancers.

Our Prima Ballerina, Daria Klimentová, is one of the show’s most likeable characters. Despite several serious leg injuries and a pregnancy Daria is still, rather admirably, dancing the lead at the ripe old age of 38. Drafted in to help rehearse as the Swan Princess, alongside aloof Russian Swan Prince Vadim, Daria is pressured by the company’s chief staff to push her body to the limit; well at least until world famous ballerina Polina Semionova can make her way over from Berlin to fill her feathery costume and steal the show just in time for opening night. Though, far from feeling ousted Daria shows she is under no illusions about the way ballet works, “You think I’ve been doing this for twenty years and I’ll do one opening night and be a star? Haha, I don’t think so, that’s not how it works...I just want to enjoy myself now, the less pressure the better.” The cringe inducing phrase “You go girl!” springs to mind. If nothing ‘Agony and Ecstasy: A Year with English National Ballet’ proves that not every ballerina is a pirouetting cliché of contrived bitchiness.

However, in spite of the BBC’s best efforts there is one man who stands in their way, the company’s head choreographer Derek Deane. Derek franticly tries to portray himself as the Simon Cowell of the dancing world, weaving his way through lines of terrified swans in rehearsals and screaming “DANCE FOR ME, can’t you hear that noise?! Feet like ELEPHANTS!” Sadly, a good twenty minutes of the show consists of Derek stomping around like a petulant two year old moaning at anyone who will listen. His several attempts to sabotage the efforts of Daria come back to bite him in the arse when Polina fails to make the opening night. So, when Daria completes the coveted 32 consecutive turns of the Swan Princess perfectly on the Royal Albert Hall stage one can’t help but revel in the delicious irony of it all – not sure about Agony but there sure is some Ecstasy going on in the English National Ballet.

Jen and the Gents Interview

This interview was originally published in 'The Ark', a national online music magazine with several regional outlets. This piece was edited by Jamie Nelson, editor of 'The Ark, Edinburgh'.

On their humble website, Jen and the Gents describe themselves as a ‘pop/rock combo’. This a refreshing change from the plethora of small artists who shy away from mainstream classifications, citing their act as ‘alternative’ or ‘eclectic’ to get themselves noticed in the competitive local scene. However, when Ark Edinburgh met up with the band before their gig at Bannerman’s in the Cowgate, it was plain to see that the musical originality of Jen and the Gents extends far beyond the bold claims made on their website.

The band is led by Jen Ewan, who’s wholesome vocals and melancholy guitar rhythms are so sweet they could easily induce tooth ache. Jen’s light tones are contrasted with the slightly more sinister plucking of Martin Beer on double bass, and the percussion styling’s of the groups enigmatic drummer Stuart ‘Pockets’ Crout, who tells me that he’ll ‘literally bash anything that makes a sound’ and that once whilst being interviewed for Leith FM he used a ’bloody suitcase as a drum!’. Having all lived in Edinburgh for a number of years, the band are well acquainted with the music scene here. In her friendly Ayrshire lull, Jen tells me that she used to play local venues alone, going from place to place with just her guitar. However she asserts that she much prefers playing in a band as even at open mic nights in the capital she was often ’the only girl getting up on stage, and it‘s a little bit lonely by yourself‘. It was at one of these nights, at the now closed Susie’s Diner in Edinburgh’s South Side, that Jen met Martin and Pockets who were already playing together in The Tuberians, a band that Martin describes as a ‘Cajun music and Ukulele Rock effort’. Thus Jen, Martin and Pockets clicked ‘immediately’ and any ideas of pseudo Cajun-rock were abandoned in the favour of the candy pop meets charming folk rock sound that Jen and the Gents now sport.

As we sit in the corner of the dimly lit Bannerman’s lounge I can’t help but query as to where the bands fiddle player, Ben Errington, is, I was expecting to meet the whole outfit. ‘Oh, Ben?’, Jen asks casting a wry smile Pockets’ direction, ‘Well he’s only fourteen so he can’t play in any pubs with us or anything like that – he’s still too young’. Martin explains that since Ben can’t play everywhere with them that they have to be quite creative about changing their style slightly when the young fiddle player does get to join in, ‘We have two different types of sets, ones for café’s and stuff that’s a lot more folksy due to the inclusion of Ben’s fiddle. Whilst if we play in pubs and venues like Whistlebinkies then we adopt a louder sound. We just have to be versatile.’ For many small bands the prospect of changing a line up and set depending on where they were playing that night would be daunting. Although, this concept doesn’t seem to phase Jen – or her Gents – with Pockets chipping in, ‘He’s a musical genius! His age doesn’t hold him back, I met him whilst we were both busking on street, he can pretty much play anything from ukulele to violin and fiddle’.

Jen and the Gents are familiar with the concept of busking, having performed on several of Edinburgh‘s largest streets. Jen in particular is keen to talk about their involvement in Edinburgh’s Fringe Festival this year, ‘There’s nothing anything quite like it, it’s an amazing feeling to be playing in the middle of the Royal Mile to an audience composed of people from all over the world- you just don’t get that opportunity anywhere else’, she adds, ‘It’s quite regimented though, you pay your £10 and get a half hour slot. We busked most weekends for the duration of the festival, I’d love to get the chance to do it again next year’. As she says this, both Martin and Pockets are nodding in agreement and grinning, it is evident that the band find Edinburgh’s unique capacity to showcase it’s young musical talent on the streets both exciting and fun. I suggest that this is fantastic as it gives them an international fan base, Pocket’s chuckles, ‘Yes, we do get a lot of people coming up to us and buying our CD’s during the fringe. But the down side of that is that now we’ve got one fan in America, one in China, one in Ukraine and so on…you get the picture’. Martin makes clear that the band would like to build up a name for themselves locally before branching out, and that Edinburgh Festival is a great way to do this. They do, however, have small aspirations to play at notable Scottish festivals such as ‘Wickerman’ and ‘Perform in Perth’, Pockets admits would be ‘challenging’ but thinks that Jen and the Gents sound ‘would fit in well at festivals’.

Jen and the Gents seem quite content with what Edinburgh has to offer musically, acknowledging that there is a good mix of clubs, bars and cafes in the area to keep them going gig-wise. Pockets tells me that ‘The sense of community in Edinburgh is great. Our favourite Edinburgh bands such as the Outback Eskimos, and New Urban Frontier help us to network and vice versa. We give them guitar strings and an extra ten minutes on stage, they give us support slots and phone numbers’.

The band’s enthusiastic approach to music in Edinburgh is encouraging, it is refreshing to see local bands supporting their musical peers – there is little sense of competition, as with other larger Scottish cities. Although, the one negative Jen does pass comment on how sad it is this venues which they love playing, such as the Forest Café, are facing closure due to the lack of local support. The place where the band formed, Susie’s Diner, has already been shut down due financing issues, of this Martin muses, ‘In comparison to the Glasgow music scene there is a really concentrated sense of team spirit in Edinburgh, the closure of these place affects this. Bands here don’t rely on promoters – they rely on each other and the venues to keep the musical community in Edinburgh thriving.’

This attitude, combined with their on-going backing of local music and local bands, will hopefully allow the talent of Jen and the Gents to be showcased further throughout Edinburgh, if not Scotland. When I ask them where they see themselves in 3 years time, Jen responds with a modest answer, ‘I hope we’ll be still making music that we enjoy but just more established, that would be nice’. Pockets laughs at her response, justifying his reaction, ‘Jen…Ben’s still not going to be old enough to play in pubs in three years time’, she puts her head in her hands and responds, ‘Well hopefully we’ll be doing a world tour around café’s then!

The Joy of Teen Sex

This article was originally published in Edinburgh University's 'Student' newspaper in spring 2011.

In what is essentially an amalgamation of two of the Channel’s most ‘controversial’ programmes– The Sex Education Show and Embarrassing Bodies - the (sex on the) brain-boxes at Chanel 4 have created yet ANOTHER programme, this time more specifically aimed at teenagers, in which we are subjected to a ‘no holds barred’ guide to sex in the 21st century. The format, unsurprisingly, looks a lot like this:

- You are shown a clip of a misshapen body part OR forced to listen to a self styled narrative of embarrassing issue as told by the ‘patient’.

- A smug, yet unprejudiced, ‘health professional’ raises a perfectly formed eyebrow.

-'Patient’ starts sobbing about how embarrassing the whole state of affairs is.

- You are forced to observe ‘health professional’ hold ‘patient’ up as an example (supported by relevant and shocking statistics).

- You watch with baited breath as ‘patient’ gets a telling off / verbal cuddle.

- Recommendations are made but predicament is never fully solved.

- You begin to feel dejected; mainly at the fact you keep on watching what is effectively an STD parade/circus of teen impiety.

Despite its unremarkable set-up The Joy of Teen Sex had the potential to be semi-educational. However, this appeal was quickly lost due to the fact that watching it was like watching ‘Comic Relief’; a succession of entertaining and light hearted scenarios sporadically interrupted by the onslaught of a chain of terrifying morality-questioning features designed to crush your soul.

One of the more palpable examples of this being when the spotlight shifts from Natasha, a girl desperate to learn how to perfect her fellatio technique at the show’s ‘Sex Advice Shop’, over to a girl the same age talking to the show’s resident Doctor, Dr Rachel, regarding her concern that she may have caught HIV after having unprotected sex. Thus, it is hard to gauge whether The Joy of Teen Sex is more concerned with highlighting the importance of sexual health issues or whether it is simply a means of advising young people about different types of sexual technique and adventure.

Unfortunately general consensus leans more toward the latter, as rather predictably the show has caused much indignation since its first TV broadcast earlier this month. A letter sent to Chanel 4 on behalf of several practicing health and education professionals noted their concern that The Joy of Teen Sex was ‘exploitative and invited viewers to be critical of young people. Sex and relationships for young people are complex and nuanced and factual entertainment shows only ever really scratch the surface of what is going on.’

This well observed assertion sums up The Joy of Teen Sex in a nutshell, though sadly the rational voices of the letter’s authors and slighted viewers are unlikely to be heard over the bellowing of the shows self proclaimed ‘sexperts’. At least not until the wider audience recognise the implications a show such as this one may be having on those who choose to watch it not to indulge in the delicious irony or ridiculousness of the whole set up, but for actual educational purposes.


Monday, 23 August 2010

Written when I wrote my first blog.

I'm Rebecca.

I have tried and failed, on several occasions, to set up some kind of successful - or unsuccessful - blog that I can use as a platform for my mind's bile. Today, for the first time, I've finally managed to actually write a post and publish it (as opposed to just saving it as a draft and sadly looking back at it in a few months when the content is then outdated and irrelevant...).

Mainly it is during the summer holidays, when I'm not at University, that I make some kind of pact with myself to;

a)Be more active in the pursuit of my ambition by actually attempting to get up off of my arse and do something that vaguely resembles what one would constitute as having 'a go' at 'proper' writing.

b)Do constructive with my time off, eg: Not just sit around my Mum's house in a cheap pair of fluffy pyjamas watching shit TV.

Thus, here we are.

I'll start posting soon, and hopefully get a few older pieces of writing up too, x.